Ruined

My wife has ruined me.

Here is a list of 10 things I can no longer do in good conscience.

1. I can no longer comfortably sleep in a bed with unmade sheets.
2. I can no longer walk by a pile of dishes without feeling guilty for not washing them.
3. I can no longer say "There's nothing to eat," and be convinced that it is true.
4. I can no longer fill the grocery cart half full with Digiorno pizzas.
5. I can no longer bear to use a filthy restroom.
6. I can no longer skip a shower for a day.
7. I can no longer fill all the shelves in the house with action figures in cool poses.
8. I can no longer forget to lock a door or close a window at night.
9. I can no longer avoid eating vegetables. 
10. I can no longer be lazy (unless we are having a lazy day together).

My wife has ruined me... and I love her for every reason on this list (except for maybe number 7).